Another joke;
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!"
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Went to southern California, just north of San Diego, to visit a friend. Beaches here in Jersey are not free, and can't go on them at night either. Beaches there are just free and open, all the time too, they just couldn't get over the idea of them not being free here, said there would be a citizen uprising if they ever tried to charge for the beaches there. Last night there was a full moon and a cloudless sky, just sat on the beach at like 2 in the morning, never been on a beach at night before ever, was so beautiful. What a change coming back here, bus had to be stopped and searched for bombs and stuff before we could approach Penn station Newark, home sweet home eh.
